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		<title>Christmas In Crabapple 2012!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 18:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You won&#8217;t believe what happened to Milton Crabapple on Christmas eve! Listen to this lost recording of the most unbelievable &#8220;Christmas In Crabapple&#8221;!    &#8220;Ma just found it when she was cleaning out the glove compartment of my truck.&#8221; Click on the button below to listen NOW! You can download a copy to keep for FREE.  My [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>You won&#8217;t believe what happened to Milton Crabapple on Christmas eve!</strong></p>
<p><strong>Listen to this lost recording of the most unbelievable &#8220;Christmas In Crabapple&#8221;!</strong></p>
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<em><strong>&#8220;Ma just found it when she was cleaning out the glove compartment of my truck.&#8221;</strong></em></p>
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<p><strong>You can download a copy to keep for FREE.  My gift to YOU! </strong></p>
<p>Milton</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>You won&#8217;t believe what happened to Milton Crabapple on Christmas eve!
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&#8220;Ma just found it when she was cleaning out the glove compartment of my[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>You won&#8217;t believe what happened to Milton Crabapple on Christmas eve!
Listen to this lost recording of the most unbelievable &#8220;Christmas In Crabapple&#8221;!
  
&#8220;Ma just found it when she was cleaning out the glove compartment of my truck.&#8221;
Click on the button below to listen NOW!

You can download a copy to keep for FREE.  My gift to YOU! 
Milton
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		<title>The Christmas Bird!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me and Ma Crabapple wanta wish all ya&#8217;ll a Merry Christmas and Safe &#38; Happy New Year.  Just don&#8217;t make the same mistake I did.  Watch this video and find out what happened at our Christmas Dinner!  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Me and Ma Crabapple wanta wish all ya&#8217;ll a Merry Christmas and Safe &amp; Happy New Year.  Just don&#8217;t make the same mistake I did.  Watch this video and find out what happened at our Christmas Dinner!</p>
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		<title>Gettin&#8217; Old Ain&#8217;t Easy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gettin&#8217; old ain&#8217;t easy.  Watch this episode and see why!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gettin&#8217; old ain&#8217;t easy.  Watch this episode and see why!</p>
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		<title>Death and Dying. What would YOU do?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Milton Crabapple&#8217;s advice on dying.  You know, it really does make sense.  Think about it&#8230;after you watch this episode.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Milton Crabapple&#8217;s advice on dying.  You know, it really does make sense.  Think about it&#8230;after you watch this episode.</p>
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		<title>Ice Fishing Ain&#8217;t Fer Me.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 13:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You ever been Ice Fishin&#8217;?  If you aint, don&#8217;t bother.  Save yourself the trouble. Take it from me and Dude&#8230;Ice Fishing is a lot more trouble than it&#8217;s worth. Watch this episode and find out why.  And send it to all of your  friends. It might save them some trouble too! If you got a website or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You ever been Ice Fishin&#8217;?  If you aint, don&#8217;t bother.  Save yourself the trouble. Take it from me and Dude&#8230;Ice Fishing is a lot more trouble than it&#8217;s worth.</p>
<p>Watch this episode and find out why.  And send it to all of your  friends. It might save them some trouble too!</p>
<p>If you got a website or blog, please feel free to embed my videos there too &#8211; sharing code comes at the end of the video!</p>
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		<title>Adult Motel &#8211; Milton and Ma spend the night in one!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we saw that sign that read, &#8220;Adult Motel&#8221;, we thought it meant No Kids. I&#8217;ll tell you that was the strangest place I&#8217;ve ever stay at.  Ain&#8217;t gonna ever go there again either.  I didn&#8217;t get a wink of sleep all night long. Watch this episode and find out why!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When we saw that sign that read, &#8220;Adult Motel&#8221;, we thought it meant No Kids. I&#8217;ll tell you that was the strangest place I&#8217;ve ever stay at.  Ain&#8217;t gonna ever go there again either.  I didn&#8217;t get a wink of sleep all night long.</p>
<p>Watch this episode and find out why!</p>
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		<title>The end of the world is at hand&#8230;&#8230;maybe!</title>
		<link>http://miltoncrabapple.com/blog/?p=9</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 14:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of folks these days are runnin’ around tellin’ everybody that the end of the world is at hand. The second coming of Jesus is right around the corner. Get right with God. Repent. Do it now Brothers and Sisters! Well, maybe the end is near……and maybe it ain’t. Fact is, nobody really knows. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A lot of folks these days are runnin’ around tellin’ everybody that the end of the world is at hand. The<br />
second coming of Jesus is right around the corner. Get right with God. Repent. Do it now Brothers and<br />
Sisters!</p>
<p>Well, maybe the end is near……and maybe it ain’t. Fact is, nobody really knows. Surely not me. And I<br />
don’t believe anybody else does either. I don’t believe we’re supposed to know.</p>
<p>Why, ever since Bible days, folks have been declarin’ that the last days are at hand. Didn’t the Apostle<br />
Paul believe that he was living in the last days?</p>
<p>Seems like every time there’s major event somewhere in the world, fanatical folks start bellowing and<br />
squawking about the end of the world. They say it’s prophecy. It’s in The Bible.</p>
<p>You just let a volcano erupt someplace and start spewin’ fire and brimstone….or a new comet appear off<br />
in the distant sky…… and see what happens. It brings out the nutcases like buzzards to a road kill. Yes<br />
sir.</p>
<p>Now, I don’t mean to cast doubt on what The Scriptures say. Not me. No sir. Who am I to go<br />
challenging stuff that was written thousands of years ago? After all, I weren’t around in those days. If I<br />
was, I don’t remember it.</p>
<p>I just try to keep my nose clean and worry about what’s going on in my own life today. I try to figure<br />
out how to be the best I can be today. I get down on my knees and pray every morning for the Good<br />
Lord to help me make it through another one. I ask for His help. And I ask Him to put me in touch with<br />
somebody I can help. I try to leave my mark, in a positive way, on everybody I come in contact with.</p>
<p>I try not to complain, whine, bellyache, moan, groan, or sing the blues. I do my best to maintain a<br />
positive attitude at all times. I try to be honest in everything I do. I try to treat folks the way I want to be<br />
treated. I don’t blame other folks for my own problems or setbacks.</p>
<p>I always try to give more than what I’m paid for. I always try to thank folks for a job well done. I don’t<br />
look to get something for nothing. I don’t mind paying a fair price for the goods and services I receive.</p>
<p>I try to never lie, cheat or sass old folks (unless it’s absolutely necessary).</p>
<p>What I’m tryin’ to say is this: We really should live each and every day as if it actually is the last<br />
one……..even though it probably ain’t!</p>
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		<title>Ma and Milton Crabapple at the Adult Motel</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 19:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ou won’t believe what happened to Milton and Ma Crabapple on the way to Chattanooga last Thanksgiving.  (Watch the video below to find out) And speaking of the holidays…. it is almost Valentine&#8217;s day and I have a sale going on http://www.MiltonCrabapple.com/valentines has all the info! What greater gift can you give someone than laughter?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ou won’t believe what happened to Milton and Ma Crabapple on the way to Chattanooga last Thanksgiving.  (Watch the video below to find out)</p>
<p>And speaking of the holidays…. it is almost Valentine&#8217;s day and I have a sale going on</p>
<p><a href="http://www.MiltonCrabapple.com/valentines ">http://www.MiltonCrabapple.com/valentines </a>has all the info!</p>
<p>What greater gift can you give someone than laughter?</p>
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